work against prison

i heard one funny old comparison about work against prison on traxx.fm on the way to work two days ago. it goes something like this:

PRISON: You spend most of the time in a 10X10 cell.
WORK: You spend most of the time in a smaller 8X8 cubicle.

PRISON: You get your own personal toilet.
WORK: You have to share the toilet with other people.

PRISON: You get to eat three free meals a day.

WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

PRISON: You get rewarded for good behaviour.
WORK: You get more assignments for good behaviour.

PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
WORK: You might get fired for TV and games.

PRISON: You must deal with crazy and demanding wardens.
WORK: They are known as managers.